one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
please dont make me feel bad for preferring to stay home rather than go outside thanks
Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.
kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
hey dude your boobs are showing i think you need a